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Jackass eBay/Craigslist Turn Sandwich of the day

http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/bik/979736880.html

CANNONDALE 500 track bike BRAND NEW!!!!!!!! wrote:
3 gear front 9 gear back 12 speed racing bike slick tires skinny tires 28 inch wheel brand new only raced ON TRack twice cash only LOCAL AREAS ONLY AROUND PALM BEACH GARDENS OR LAKE PARK....

It's a flat bar road bike...is it brand new or is it used twice? *sigh*

Mon, 01/05/2009 - 01:22
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I didn't realize 12=27.
You learn something new each day.

Also, I would love to see someone racing a hybrid "ON TRack".

Machines were mice and men were lions once upon a time, but now that its the opposite it's twice upon a time.

Mon, 01/05/2009 - 01:34
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Mon, 01/05/2009 - 02:00
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hahahah, got himself a 'hundreds' top tube pad too but i guess the hipster transition didnt work out too well.

Mon, 01/05/2009 - 02:03
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I feel like an asshole jackass. I sold a conversion for 450 with cyclecross tires.
for my defense I needed to buy school books for next semester.

Mon, 01/05/2009 - 02:14
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The person who bought it is the jackass, you are maybe kinda an asshole for selling it but I don't think anyone here is gonna hate you for it.

Mon, 01/05/2009 - 05:13
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Tarck is about fleecing the ignorant.

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Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:30
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Back211 wrote:
I feel like an asshole jackass. I sold a conversion for 450 with cyclecross tires.
for my defense I needed to buy school books for next semester.

that just makes you a hustla.

Mon, 01/05/2009 - 15:26
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not really jackass, but the headline made me lolwtf

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/bik/981341802.html

"the foot pads to secury the foot when riding uphill."

Mon, 01/05/2009 - 15:45
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truckdoug wrote:

people don't ever fuck with you when you reek of steel reserve

Mon, 01/05/2009 - 16:34
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dayvan cowboy wrote:
Back211 wrote:
I feel like an asshole jackass. I sold a conversion for 450 with cyclecross tires.
for my defense I needed to buy school books for next semester.

that just makes you a hustla.

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/6300/rickyrosslp5.jpg

Mon, 01/05/2009 - 23:51
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at the plasma clinic i seriously heard people discussing new hustle's they've been working on. I was sad.

Tue, 01/06/2009 - 04:49
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Does this mean it doesn't give you all the efficiency?

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Tue, 01/06/2009 - 05:08
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Almost none of it.

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people don't ever fuck with you when you reek of steel reserve

Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:28
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chicago is seriously littered with this sort of shit.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/bik/982253642.html

Tue, 01/06/2009 - 13:29
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i know. It pisses me off. and that bike looks a lot better then most of the stuff you see on there.

Tue, 01/06/2009 - 13:34
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thats a shame

Tue, 01/06/2009 - 21:13
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Straws wrote:
at the plasma clinic i seriously heard people discussing new hustle's they've been working on. I was sad.

what are some of them?

playa needs cash!

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u mad bro?

Tue, 01/06/2009 - 21:21
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lot_22 wrote:
chicago is seriously littered with this sort of shit.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/bik/982253642.html

And not just on the CL either.
2/3 of the bikes I see on the streets are either bum-bikes or jackass as all fuck.
*depressed*

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people don't ever fuck with you when you reek of steel reserve

Tue, 01/06/2009 - 21:59
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I still say that other bike is a reasonable conversion, expensive but reasonable. this is more the Chicago style

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/bik/983143772.html

Tue, 01/06/2009 - 22:48
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the yay area u cant get any conversions for under 150, and people eat it up...

Wed, 01/07/2009 - 00:35
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More of a "What the fuck???" kind of thing.... Others may not see it as jackass, Im just not a fan of risers, mismatched tires, or Langsters.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/bik/983080440.html

Wed, 01/07/2009 - 04:04
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Booty.
five hundo for a used lager?
FUCK NO!
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/bik/983490501.html

truckdoug wrote:

people don't ever fuck with you when you reek of steel reserve

Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:46
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truckdoug wrote:

people don't ever fuck with you when you reek of steel reserve

Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:51
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Al_ wrote:
More of a "What the fuck???" kind of thing.... Others may not see it as jackass, Im just not a fan of risers, mismatched tires, or Langsters.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/bik/983080440.html

That bike is stock. Its just missing the fenders

Rusty Piton wrote:
Booty.
five hundo for a used lager?
FUCK NO!
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/bik/983490501.html

I hate when people note that they spent something like $300 when they did nothing to increase the value of their bike

vintage campagnolo is expensive.

Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:06
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That's not vintage.
That's junk.
I have that deraileur. It sucks.
edit: mine is probably in too poor condition to be of any value to a vintage parts fetishist.

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people don't ever fuck with you when you reek of steel reserve

Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:21
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It may be junk but its vintage campagnolo junk.

Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:28
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campy = gold

I fully admit that I am not immune to its siren song.

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people don't ever fuck with you when you reek of steel reserve

Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:29
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Quote:
Frame Pad: Custom Bici Concepts TopTube Pad (houndstooth print also reverses to white)

Very important details there.

Wed, 01/07/2009 - 15:22
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thats kind of a shitty thing to do to a vintage bike in that good of a condition, but i actually think it looks really nice.

Machines were mice and men were lions once upon a time, but now that its the opposite it's twice upon a time.

Wed, 01/07/2009 - 22:58

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